While this certainly isn’t my first Costco Hotdog, I thought you’d all like to join me from Costco Hotdog #1. No matter how many of these delicious vessels of flavor and nutrition I eat, it’s always like the first time. Amazement at the price: only $1.50 plus tax for a quarter pound hotdog with toppings and a soft drink with refills?! Are you insane Costco? Admiration at the simplicity of the Costco Food Court menu: you make it so easy to pick something, no need to decide between three versions of pasta primavera with different sauces or pastas! The camaraderie of the Food Court: yes, we have all been shopping in this giant warehouse wonderland for bulk items, let us all settle down together for a few minutes to refuel with delicious Costco Hotdogs, Polish sausages, Chicken Bakes, pizza and more.
The first time should always be traditional, so I’m going with the regular Costco Hotdog and putting every topping on there available: ketchup, mustard, onions, and relish. I understand, it’s okay to be jealous, nobody would blame you. Unless, in your jealousy, you decide to steal someone else’s Costco Hotdog. Which is not okay.
Costco Hotdog Tally: 1 (and counting)
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